About Me:
-I once fought in Kosovo in the late 90's against the Serbian Government. Later I found out I was really in Mexico passed out drunk underneath a pool table.
-I was once declared Prime Minister of England by Queen Elizabeth. We made hot steamy love not too long after. She's limber for an older lady.
-I am hung like an average guy......6 inches. No more, no less.
-I have the IQ of 95, but the maturity of a 10 year old.
-I am the person who started ninja society Thank me for all those cool weapons I imported.
-My favorite musician is Boy George. He may be gay, but who am I to judge people who take it in the pooper?
-I don't drink alcohol or do drugs but I do drink bleach and smoke lawn clippings.
-I like monkeys. Sometimes they speak to me and I understand their pain of monkey life.

About you:
-Huge boobs.
-Tight v-smile.
-Good personality, you have to laugh at my jokes no matter how terrible the really are.
-Have to like sex. Any girl who doesn't put out after the 2nd date is loser. If you sleep with me on the first date then you're just a tramp.
-No smoking, heroin injections are okay though.
-Enjoy paying for me to eat dinner in classy resturants. I like Filet Mignon and expensive wine.

Now let's start the REAL insanity. Hit me with an email. Do not forget to include a picture, I do not talk to anyone who sends me blank mail.

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